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Feb
Wanker of the Week: Trailer Park Lucy

Wanker of the Week: Trailer Park Lucy

Poor Trailer Park Lucy.
While my organ has long feared she showed tell-tale signs of a particular rare and chronic condition, news out of Toronto confirms the worst: Lucy DeCoutere has a debilitating case of Glen Canning-itis.
Dr. Marie Henein presented Lucy’s struggle with the devastating illness before the entire country in early February, including but not limited to:

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25
Jan
Shocked and appalled ex-minnies

Shocked and appalled ex-minnies

“It’s reached a crisis point.” “It’s a disgrace.” “It’s unfortunate.” These are the words of past provincial health ministers, uttered recently over the VG’s disgusting state of disrepair.
This sort of catastrophe doesn’t develop overnight with absolutely no warning signs.

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11
Jan
Dipper leadership organizing team

Dipper leadership organizing team

We are stunned here at the Bunker. Absolutely stunned.
We are shocked and appalled at the lack of media covergae that, um...um, the N.S. N-Dipper Leadership Race is getting here in our tiny, little bankrupt backwater of a province. (We’re still a province? Right? I mean...)

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28
Dec
Mayor Mike's mall cop parking munchkins are out of control!

Mayor Mike's mall cop parking munchkins are out of control!

A Newfie once put it to me, “There’s a difference,” he said, “Between scratching your arse, and drawing blood...” Halifax Mayor Mike Savage would do well to take notice.
The munchkins who waddle about dishing out parking tickets in this town need to be reined in. Big time.

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14
Dec
Wanker of the Week, Cecil Clarke & his new iffy friends...

Wanker of the Week, Cecil Clarke & his new iffy friends...

In announcing glad tidings regarding the Port of Sydney’s new saviour — the China Communications Construction Company — Sydney Mayor Cecil Clarke was typically effusive.
“I look forward to welcoming our new friends to Sydney in the New Year as they begin their work,” Cecil said in a December 8 press release.

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