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11
Feb

The Virgin Mary

You’ve done good, there’s no question about it. My hat’s off.

You managed to become pregnant with child without first having lain with a man, not really an accomplishment today in the age of test tubes and lesbians and whatnot, but certainly a big deal

2,000 years ago.

And the baby you had. What a baby! Christians believe your son to be the Messiah, Muslims

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28
Jan
Wanker of the Week: New Glasgow Police Service

Wanker of the Week: New Glasgow Police Service

A big part of police work, it seems to me, is wading into any given situation and being able to separate the good guys from the bad guys. 

Sometimes it’s easy, like when a guy wearing a mask holds up a convenience store. But sometimes it’s not that cut and dry. For instance, the case of battered wife Nicole Ryan hiring a hitman to off her abusive husband.

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14
Jan
Wanker of the Week: Theresa Spence

Wanker of the Week: Theresa Spence

.. an I want a foot rub from Jon Baird .. an a pony .. No! TWO ponies .. an ..

 

 

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31
Dec
Ekchuah Yum Caax

Ekchuah Yum Caax

Frank Magazine has learned this entire world-ends-on-December 21, 2012-thing can be traced back to poor decisions made by Mayan deputy high priest Ekchuah Yum Caax in the early part of the 9th century.

Appointed to the position by his brother, King Lenny II, Ekchuah was given the task of finding redundancies in government.

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19
Nov

Wanker of the Week: Joan Jessome

The only thing better than listening to NSGEU czarina Joan Jessome stumble through a 20-second soundbite on the nightly news is watching her muddle through an interminable unscripted news conference. 

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