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May
Goats. Yes, we said goats.

Goats. Yes, we said goats.

Goats are intelligent and inquisitive creatures. Extremely utilitarian as well. Whether you need a cart pulled or have a hankering for some tasty cheese or a good curry, a goat has your back.

Goats would be God’s perfect creature, then, if it weren’t for one fatal flaw: their almost pathological hatred of women. 

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22
Apr
Parents of the Passage

Parents of the Passage

It wasn’t until the late 1950s that scientists made a definitive connection between cigarette smoking and lung cancer. In the decades leading up to that point people suspected a link, but there was no tangible proof. 

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08
Apr
Wanker of the Week: Jamie Baillie

Wanker of the Week: Jamie Baillie

In government, the opposition’s job is to oppose. It says right there in the name.  But those on the opposition benches have to be mindful of always having their phasers set on “maximum outrage,” lest they come off as a shrill brood of hens, clucking about every damn thing that comes along. 

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