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Eddie Cornwallis

Hands off my Honourable Members!

Most unwittingly, my scribblings of Frank 791, re: Nova Scotia MPs (there are 11 of them) and the drain they inflict upon the public purse would appear to have set more than a few people off. Entirely argybargy and right round the bend, mind you.

Village Blacksmith Diaries

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary:
Now dat da business a da people is cleared up til da fall I guess I can relax a spell.
By da way, Happy World Press Freedom Day!

Frank Cameron

Brad’s tongue and Google’s brain

 
I never learned to play hockey well, but I love the game.

Frank Covers

15
Apr
Heads must roll: Privacy breach coverup

Heads must roll: Privacy breach coverup

Who’s the liar?
Is it N.S. Internal Services Minister Patricia Arab, or is it Halifax Regional Police Superintendent Jim Perrin? 
We now know, don’t we. 
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31
Mar
Nova Scotia Weather War

Nova Scotia Weather War

Oscar Wilde would, no doubt, put it somewhat like this: “To lose one meteorologist may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” 
That is precisely the conundrum in which our friends at CBC Nova Scotia currently find themselves. 
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Cape Breton Chit Chat

Spoon-Man behind bars

 
Recently sentenced to one year of house arrest and 18 months of probation for molesting a 10-year-old girl back in 2010 (Frank 789), 84-year-old Gerry Deveau wasn’t supposed to step foot in a prison cell. Unless he messed up, that is.

Fraudster strikes again: Shocking cancer-wife grift

It would appear that Iona boy Warren Richard Bonaparte, 33, is up to his old tricks again. No, scratch that. This time it sounds much, much worse.

Media Madness

Steve and Sara's v. bad day

On most nights the Inglis Street condo building fire would be the lead story on the CTV supperhour news. But on Tuesday, May 8, it doesn’t even make the first 10 minutes of the newscast, as that prime space is taken up by “team coverage” of the flooded Saint John River.

Gary's day in court put off

Local thespian Gary Levert has had his court appearance put back to May 22.

Frank Letters

Melee in the Valley

Dear Frank:
Re: In The Cock-A-Dooodle-Do-Do..., by Doug Saunders, Frank 791.
Reading about Doug’s dust up with the raging rooster Butkus brought to mind the Muhammad Ali-George Foreman “Rumble in the Jungle” classic slugfest in the former Zaire.

Fat-arsed politicians at home

 
Dear Frank:
Loved Eddie Cornwallis’s latest (Fascinating Reading On The Internet, Frank 791).

Urban Undulations

Steve and Sara's v. bad day

On most nights the Inglis Street condo building fire would be the lead story on the CTV supperhour news. But on Tuesday, May 8, it doesn’t even make the first 10 minutes of the newscast, as that prime space is taken up by “team coverage” of the flooded Saint John River.

Dalgish dodges third Nepal pedo charge

 
Bang on Frank Magazine deadline, some good news emanating from our South Asia bureau for alleged pedophile Peter Dalglish!

Speaker's Corner

Leaving on a jet plane...

 
Last fiscal year MP travel costs for Nova Scotia MPs soared over $500,000. Over half a million dollars.

Wanker of the Week

Water Commission Bossman Carl Yates

Water Commission bossman Carl Yates  
Here in the Bunker we’re using copious amounts of mouthwash to get the bad taste out of our mouths from being on the same side of an issue as Halifax Councillor Matt Whitman. 

Embarrassing Cousins Justin, Donald & Matt

Embarrassing is a word that's being used a lot to refer to Justin Trudeau these days, and not without good reason. 

Law & Disorder

Spoon-Man behind bars

 
Recently sentenced to one year of house arrest and 18 months of probation for molesting a 10-year-old girl back in 2010 (Frank 789), 84-year-old Gerry Deveau wasn’t supposed to step foot in a prison cell. Unless he messed up, that is.

Gary's day in court put off

Local thespian Gary Levert has had his court appearance put back to May 22.

Guy Pothier

The evangelicals & The Donald

Donald Trump appears to have contravened just about every Mosaic commandment. He has never exhibited any religious piety, orthodoxy, practise or devotion.

Bevboy's Radio Daze

Valley of Fear / South Shore

Northern N.S. News

Chocolate shocker: My taste buds betray the nation

I have a problem. It’s a big problem. It’s a nail-biting, knee-quivering, up-all-night problem. What is it? I don’t like Peace By Chocolate.