*ring* Hello! Thank you for picking up, and for having so little of a life that you both own a home phone and are seemingly sitting by it all day.
I’m Michael Chong, leadership candidate for your federal Conservative Party. I’m calling today to ask for your support, [COLTSFOOT PUBLISHING AND CLEARING HOUSE], in the current leadership race.
Dear Frank: I used to say it would be a frosty day in hell before I voted Liberal.
In my life, I’ve only strayed away from the Progressive Conservatives twice. Once was to cast a vote for Alexa McDonough, whom I know personally. And once was to vote for a Darrel Dexter governmment. I lived to regret the latter, but not the former.
Dear Frank: I really enjoy your magazine. And as of late, I’ve been impressed by your recent stand against the Nova Scotia Teachers Union.
Dear Frank: Re: Warren Olsen On His Big Package, Frank 761.
Whether or not you think former Richmond County CAO Warren Olsen deserved all of the bad press he got over last year’s expenses scandal is beside the point. Put yourself in his shoes: how would you feel if you walked into the grocery store and were greeted by a headline that referred to your “leaky package”?
Dear Frank: What, no comment from Frank about someone calling the cops on the Yarmouth teenagers who built a seven-foot-tall snow penis in their front yard?
In Halifax, not only are we not bothered by giant dicks, we regularly elevate them to elected office.
Belle End, Via email
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