Records accessed at the Sydney Justice Centre indicate that suspended Cape Breton Regional Police Constable Wade Lavin managed to involve himself in two separate criminal investigations within 48 hours of each other back in July.
It all boils down to a set of golf clubs, really. Not the golf clubs themselves, but who they belong to, where they were found, and what they represent in the public’s mind.
Oh, heavens, in my haste to lay the much coveted Frankland hand of forgiveness on the balding scalp of former Glace Bay MLA Dave Wilson as he makes a bid for a seat on Cape Breton Municipal Council, I neglected to mention that there’s a third candidate running in District 10.
The candidate not named Dave Wilson or Darren Bruckschwaiger is named Brian Shaw.
“But, Lord,” said Martha, the sister of the dead man, “You cannot possibly raise him, for he has been politically dead for six years...”
Then Jesus said, “Frig-off, out my way woman, did I not tell you that the dead man was scape-goated and has long paid for his sins?”
So they rolled the stone away.
Hate to say it, but there’s a bit of freeloading going on in Cape Breton. In Point Tupper, Cape Breton, to be exact.
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