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05
Oct
So my home phone rings, and...

So my home phone rings, and...

FRANK CAMERON: Hello.
CALLER: Hello I wish to talk to you about your computer. It has viruses.
FC: Yes, and my cat has fleas. What’s your point?
CALLER: I want to fix those viruses and get rid of them for you.
FC: And what makes you think my computer has viruses? Have you hacked into my computer?

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21
Sep
Singing the privatization blues...

Singing the privatization blues...

Privatization (to the tune of Bobby Darin’s Multiplication)

When a lot of little Libs eat too many nibs

Turn to the private sector

That’s when it’s hard I beg your pard

To keep things in perspective

Privatization, that’s the name of the game

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07
Sep
Frankland Election 2015 Quiz

Frankland Election 2015 Quiz

The following questions are multiple choice. If you get them all correct, you might be:

A. A politician

B. An Internet troll

C. A person without a life

D. The Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff

 

1. Stephen Harper was once:

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24
Aug
An attack ad Frank Cameron would like to see...

An attack ad Frank Cameron would like to see...

The scene opens with four people in some kind of office setting. There’s a senior citizen, a visible minority, a middle-aged woman, and a middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man speaks: “I think he thinks he’s ready for another term.”
The middle-aged woman chimes in: “He’s being skewered at the Duffy trial. He looks like a deer in the headlights. But still, he soldiers on.”

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10
Aug
Memo to City Hall: who do you think you’re kidding?

Memo to City Hall: who do you think you’re kidding?

There must have been a meeting at City Hall to placate the people of Dartmouth before continuing with this $320,000 brand.

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