FRANK CAMERON: Hello.
CALLER: Hello I wish to talk to you about your computer. It has viruses.
FC: Yes, and my cat has fleas. What’s your point?
CALLER: I want to fix those viruses and get rid of them for you.
FC: And what makes you think my computer has viruses? Have you hacked into my computer?
Privatization (to the tune of Bobby Darin’s Multiplication)
When a lot of little Libs eat too many nibs
Turn to the private sector
That’s when it’s hard I beg your pard
To keep things in perspective
Privatization, that’s the name of the game
The following questions are multiple choice. If you get them all correct, you might be:
A. A politician
B. An Internet troll
C. A person without a life
D. The Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff
1. Stephen Harper was once:
The scene opens with four people in some kind of office setting. There’s a senior citizen, a visible minority, a middle-aged woman, and a middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man speaks: “I think he thinks he’s ready for another term.”
The middle-aged woman chimes in: “He’s being skewered at the Duffy trial. He looks like a deer in the headlights. But still, he soldiers on.”
There must have been a meeting at City Hall to placate the people of Dartmouth before continuing with this $320,000 brand.
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