Dear Diary, It’s been 18 months now. I’m seriously beginning to wonder if I’m up for this new job. There’s so much I don’t know. Too much, really. And I fear the people I work for are beginning to catch on. They must be catching on by now. I think a lot of people are beginning to wonder if I’m up for the job. There’s just so much I’m unaware off.
Dear Diary, Well, it’s back to the ol’ daily grind, as our group is havin’ regular meetin’s in the big chamber, again. I ‘spose that short, little bald fellah will be poppin’ up like a gosh darn, ol’ Jack-In-The-Box, pointin’ he’s finger at me all over again. Why that fellah always has to sit directly’s across from me all the time is beyond me. Don’t make no sense.
Dear Diary, We’re No. 9! We’re No. 9! We’re No. 9!
Well, actually, we wasn’t exactly No. 9. We was tied with anutter province for ninth place. But, boys, what a great finish we had at da Canada Winter Games. Nova Scotia won four whole medals, which was only 137 medals behind da first place, Quebec. Dey got 141 medals.
Dear Diary, Been thinkin’... well, “thinkin’” ain’t quite the right word. Bit strong, perhaps. But teenagers been on me mind lately.
They never catch a break. Or exercise either. We abolished exercise fer teenagers when we stopped dem from joggin’ a mile or two to the local General Store to buy us a packa smokes.
If our teenagers is fat, we’s the ones to blame.
Hey there, Nova Scotia! How ya’ll enjoin’ all the snow up there?
Fortunately, folks in my group can afford to take off to the sunny South any dam time we please. And nobody’s the wiser.
It’s fun being head of the group. Soon my group, which I am the head of, will start to divvy up all the money.
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