Dear Diary, Golly-gee, what a whirlwind of activity since I’s got meself back from da Nordern Lites.
You know wad da Yukon got on der licence plates, dey gots “Da Klondike” on der licence plates as a motto. But outside a dat, da Yukon don’t have no officials motto at all.
Dear Diary, I’s back from anutter trip. Sure is stackin’ up dem aeroplane miles. I’s a real frequent flier dese days! Da missus gonna be real happy wit me. He-he-he!
Yep, back from way up nort. We had a meatin’ in dat dere Yukon. Da Yukon is part a Alaska up dere in da inner Arctic Circular, run by da Houston Bay Companies.
Dear Diary, Guess where I wuz to? I wuz ways across da ocean again. I wuz in London. Ya knows da one in England. Yep. Dats da one. I wuz back dere visitin’ again. Great Caesar’s Ghost, is dey ever really gettin’ to knows me in London, England. I feels like one a da family now, what wit all me big expensive trips back and fort. Fells like one a Royal Family.
Dear Diary, Wells, finally it’s summertime and da livin’ is easy. Just gotta keep da flies outta da house and off ya. Dats all. Actually, tho’, da livin’ is always easy fer me coz’ I’s da premium.
Like yesterdays da gal in me office. Da one in da short dress and wit da legs like stilts, answered da telephone and sez, “Good mornin’ Premium McNeil’s office...”
Dear Diary, Well, I’s gone and done it. Somebodies had to do it and I’m da leader of da group so I went and did it - I did a big shakeup in whad dey calls da Nova Scotia Silly Service.
Actually, Diary, I been tinkin’ about it fer a very long time but I left it to now so’s it would give me sumthun’ to do. I finds da summer hours long.
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