Dear Diary, Well, I just taught I’d let ya know that I’s gonna be a little late returnin’ from the big city in Ottawa where we’s just finished our big First Ministers’ Meatin’. I guess from what I’s now been told is dat I’s gonna be ‘bout tirdy days late. Sure hope da missus takes one a her puzzle books to da aeroport wit ’er.
But we did has a good meatin’ all and all.
Dear Diary, Sum days, Diary, I tinks I’d mite just as wells lays buck-naked in bed all days and listen to me John Denver recordins radder den goes into da orfice. Radder den has dat tiny, nasty, bald man Jamie Daily pointin’ he’s short, stubby fingers at me and callin’ me names.
Dear Diary, Back again I’s is.
I feels like me favourite actor, dat dere whads ya call - Jack Michleson. ‘Member when Jack Michleson takes he’s axe and smashes true da door in dat movie, dere, Tons of Endearment?
Well, I’s back - “Hear’s Stevie!”
I ain’t written cuz I’s been busy wit me job in da Big Chamber.
Dear Diary, Well, I’s just come off anutter humdinger action-packed week. Dats what’s I love ‘bout me $200,000 a year job I’s always doin’ sumton real important. Guess dats why deys pays me da big bucks in a da first, right?
Oh, I’s just been so gall darn busy I don’t as time to tink anymore. Maybe dats a good ting. I don’t knows.
Dear Diary, Well, dog-gone as I’s ever gone and done it dis time, Diary. I tries to do da rite ting but in da end all I dose is get me ox in a ditch deeper.
Likes, I’s been gettin’ all dese angry letters and phone calls just coz da otter day I went to church.
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