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15
Oct
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary,
Lordy, whad a mad, mad, mad, mad world dis is turnin’ out to bees.
Everybody is mad at somebody. We’s all so sensitive. In such a hurry ta get our properly proportioned mugs on da television set.

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01
Oct
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, I’s back in da big city. Back at work in da Big Chamber.
And ya knows it makes me kinda sad, Diary, when I looks up and down me front benches, dere, and I don’t see me friends: da lezzie Joanne Berlardarse & da little short fella, Michel Samsonite, anymores.

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18
Sep
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, well, as you can sees by da latest polls, I’s clearly on da top. And dats the best place to be on top. I’s always like doin’ tings on top.
And dat poor bastard, dat watshis name, dat Mr. Bailleys? Wat’s he? Twenty, turdy points behind me? Sunthun’ like dat.

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24
Jul
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, Well, hellos again!
I’m back again from anutter one a me very important trips. Dis one from way out West, dere, in whad ya call Edmontons, Alberta.

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27
Jun
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, Well, how’s ya like me now? How’s ya like me new team?
And ya knows, Diary, that’s whad I likes about team — there ain’t no “H” in team like dere is “hick” and “homeboy” and “hysterectomy.”
I remembers all dos years ago when da missus had ‘er procedure done. Sure is a lot movin’ parts in den dere wimmin’ folk. Just like me new team.

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