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10
Jun
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

 
Dear Diary,
Did you sees where I wuz da inaudible person, da very first person, to flys on dat West Jets aeroplane on der direct flight from Halifax to Paris?
Reckon, Diary, dat dere Charles Hindenburg ain’t got nuttin’ on me.
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12
May
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary:
Now dat da business a da people is cleared up til da fall I guess I can relax a spell.
By da way, Happy World Press Freedom Day!
Reckon, I’ll ‘ventually yunder back home to Bugtussle. Maybe fix up da quarter panels on da pick-up. Deys showin’ signs a rust.
But dere ain’t no rust on me, Diary! No ways. No how.
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13
Apr
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

 
Dear Diary,
I really misses me ole buddy from across da aisle, Jamie Baileys. Too bads he got too hot to trot wit da wrong woman.
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31
Mar
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary,
I just gotta laugh at dem whad ya calls, New Democratics. My gawd dese funny! 
First dey ghiz all da money away to dur Big Public Sequitur Union Friends. My gawd how’s dey loves to spend otter peoples’ money, givin’ it away to dese big union folk! Den, me and me group has to come in and try to clean up da doggone mess da Dippers leaves behind. 
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17
Mar
The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

The Village Blacksmith Diaries...

Dear Diary, 
Knows whad I likes ’bout budget debate? Nuttin’. Dats whad I friggin’ likes ‘bout budget debate. 
Shoulda come out wit dis dam budget ting on da Tursday before da Good Friday. Dat way I coulda just hightailed it back to Bugtussle witout all dis debate nonsense and spend a few days wit da missus and her Easter Bunny. 
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